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Drunk Safari

Nov 17, 2017

a.k.a. 'buttercup' and 'uteruses before duderuses whale'

Special guest and legal representative for Lemony Snicket, DANIEL HANDLER, is here to put the scare in you about moray eels, which are coming for you. Yes, you. To kill you. In case that wasn't clear. Maggie praises sperm whales, as well you should.

Show Notes

Nov 10, 2017

a.k.a. 'small mouthed rape fish' and 'hash-tag lagoon life bird'

HOW WELL CAN YOU SING THE INTRO TO DRUNK SAFARI? Maggie can sing it pretttttttyyyyyyyy well, even if special guest, ADAM WOLF, begs to differ. We teach you every goddamn thing you need to know about hammerhead sharks and flamingos. Also Adam believes in...

Nov 3, 2017

a.k.a. 'venomous vixens' and 'delicious snot bugs'

Special guest MEG ELISON is here to make you unafraid of some spiders who could probably kill you? Anyway, her voice is like honey and she's probably got bigger balls than you. We also talk about Maggie's favorite food, I mean animal, I mean bug. Basically it's a bug....