Dec 15, 2017
a.k.a. 'pillar of society beastos' and 'cold war junk birds'
Special guest ADAM WOLF is here to learn your face off about some farm animals, and also he's got opinions. We're all barnyard all the time this episode, with meat animals great and small, but mostly delicious.
Dec 8, 2017
a.k.a. 'grippy boys' and 'the rightful heirs to the earth'
Special guest and Hugo Award nominee, writer, SARAH GAILEY is here! She's two experts for the price of one, as a hippo AND chameleon scientist. We talk centiliters of sass, chameleon monocles (!!!) and why we just don't support Greg. Or Ross.
Dec 1, 2017
a.k.a. 'fun buns' and 'mythological masculinity unicorn'
Special Guest and cohost of The Binge Movie Podcast, JASON LEROY is here to talk about butts. Okapi butts, mostly, but also butts at large. Also buttholes. We talk about teeth that should not be and deeply overattentive mothers in this very special okapi and...
Nov 17, 2017
a.k.a. 'buttercup' and 'uteruses before duderuses whale'
Special guest and legal representative for Lemony Snicket, DANIEL HANDLER, is here to put the scare in you about moray eels, which are coming for you. Yes, you. To kill you. In case that wasn't clear. Maggie praises sperm whales, as well you should.
Nov 10, 2017
a.k.a. 'small mouthed rape fish' and 'hash-tag lagoon life bird'
HOW WELL CAN YOU SING THE INTRO TO DRUNK SAFARI? Maggie can sing it pretttttttyyyyyyyy well, even if special guest, ADAM WOLF, begs to differ. We teach you every goddamn thing you need to know about hammerhead sharks and flamingos. Also Adam believes in...